what if you could hear boners
like a text notification
If i did not watch this show, it would look like sexual tension between three men
if you did watch the show, it would look like sexual tension between three men
Date someone who is interested in you. I don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. I mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. Someone who wants to read every word you write. Someone who wants hear every note of your favourite song, and watch every scene of your favourite movie. Someone wants to find every scar upon your body, and learn where each one came from. Someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. There is a difference between attraction and interest. Find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are, and hold onto them.
There’s an outbreak of malaria.
Everyone takes the necessary precautions to avoid mosquitoes.
You’re outside, when a mosquito lands on your arm.
You raise your hand to it, ready to kill it.
Then it squeaks. Curious, you lower your ear to it.
You can just barely make out “Not all mosquitoes”.
FUCK YES!! Let’s get this photo on every tumblr blog!
its pretty terrible as is. why isnt there a Sent folder, for example
Also there should be an option to get a mobile alert when someone messages you!
^all of these yes!
MAKE IT HAPPEN TUMBLR
In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.
The lorax is a prophecy
They do that now, it’s called “Buying a bag of chips”
Also the gas stations that charge to fill your tires with air.
Also Space Balls had canned air before the Lorax
Lorax was first published in 71 spaceballs in 87
Yeah, but the book didn’t have canned air. The new movie did.
A hhhh okay then I misunderstood your point
well you can buy compressed air in a can
tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on…